Unconventional Logic

Let it be known that I do not cheat the citizenry to earn my coin. I showcase my techniques, and they pay for the privilege of participating. And should they lose a few coins in the process? Well, a gamble is a gamble. Ah, it appears you are burdened by the weight of those spare coins in your pocket. Why not sit down for a round? - A Three Cup Shuffler in Nampo